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Father afraid of daughters VAT inspector boyfriend

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

'Tax.'

Tax Collector

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

'I'd like the short form instead...'

"This is not good at all!"

After thirty years of hard work, Tom was beginning to get a little upset with the ball and chain forced upon him.

See the house whose property taxes were raised

"I wish I had done more pro bono work. I need the tax write offs."

'...And to spare my relatives the burden of inheritance taxes, I've decided not to give them anything.'

'There's not much of an incentive after taxes.'

Tax grab.

Romney Tax Desk: Accounts Receivable...Accounts Believable.

'Dad's saying he controls my allowance because of something called the Commerce Clause.'

"Now are you convinced that the tax simplification plan will work?"

"I will grant you three wishes. You should know, however, that after taxes it will be reduced to one and a half wishes."

Man has his pockets emptied of cash at internal revenue office.

'But, there must be some mistake. I don't want to buy the school.'

"My accountant said it was a great write off."

Man sells IRS insurance outside IRS building.

IRS: I Survived the Audit.

"Can they tell I cheated on my taxes?"

"My ship came in, but the Government put it in dry dock."

tax rises...

'Albert, it was just a nightmare! Believe me, there's no taxman-monster under the bed!'

'What we need is a tax on stupid ideas. The revenue out of Washington alone would balance the budget in two years.'

'I've been paying taxes for 63 years, and I still don't have the hang of it.'

buck stops here-taxes...mine