Traffic Twins Gifts

Sloth traffic jam.

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Dog Crossing

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Laughing Zone Ahead

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

One way only.

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

The Forever Stamp

Family traits.

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

"Is there a problem officer?"

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

Have Horns Venn

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

'Oh, boy - stereo!'

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

'Small acts of kindness, officer, can go a long way toward making this world a better place.'

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'