Traffic Twins T-Shirts

Sloth traffic jam.

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Dog Crossing

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Laughing Zone Ahead

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

One way only.

The Forever Stamp

Family traits.

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

"Is there a problem officer?"

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

Have Horns Venn

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

'Oh, boy - stereo!'

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

'Small acts of kindness, officer, can go a long way toward making this world a better place.'

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...