Traffic Triathlete T-Shirts

'I thought your husband was the guy who cut me off in traffic this morning and by the time I realized he wasn't, it was too late.'

Dog Crossing

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

Family traits.

The Forever Stamp

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"Is there a problem officer?"

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

"YOU pass him on the left."

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

Iron Man Contest

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

A triathlon for the lazy and unfit.

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

'He works hard and he plays hard.'

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

'Jim I don't think you have quite go this 'Iron Man Challenge' thing.'

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."

Tiger Woods, on his way to his 1st golf tournament.

Quackie was sure he would beat all his competitors, mistakenly believing that the three stages of the triathlon were swimming, running and flying.

I'm a vegan triathlete

All-way stops.

Abandon all hope,you who enter here.

Road signs.

"I spend so much time in traffic, I turned my car into a mobile office."

Paris Olympics Triathlon

Ed makes his small but vital contribution to the world's daily crude production.

The evolution of triathletes.

"Oh, we have a special hell for triathletes. It's just like regular life, except you can't talk about your triathlons."

Josh tests his theory that by driving backward through a quick-pass toll lane, he can get money ADDED to his credit card account.

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

World's Worst Triathlete.

'Doc, I'm alway getting mixed signals.'