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Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

"YOU pass him on the left."

A man runs on the water from a shark.

"No, we’re not lost, Claire. And yes, I have seen ‘Deliverance’!"

Murderous Chef

'Can you keep a secret?'

'The close Ops surveillance people have just sent these photo's over and we now strongly suspect that Jimmy the Greek is onto us...'

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

"Now THAT'S what I call a surprise ending!!"

'It's had the best reviews I've ever written.'

'At least he kept his promise not to go to the media or government.'

'So, were we entertained tonight, or just bludgeoned into submission?'

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

Eye in the sky is watching you.

Pie Shoppe and Sweeny Todd's barber shop.

'Jim I don't think you have quite go this 'Iron Man Challenge' thing.'