Traffic Triathlete Pillows

Dog Crossing

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

The Forever Stamp

Family traits.

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"YOU pass him on the left."

"Is there a problem officer?"

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

'Jim I don't think you have quite go this 'Iron Man Challenge' thing.'

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

'He works hard and he plays hard.'

Quackie was sure he would beat all his competitors, mistakenly believing that the three stages of the triathlon were swimming, running and flying.

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."

All-way stops.

Paris Olympics Triathlon

Road signs.

"I spend so much time in traffic, I turned my car into a mobile office."

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

Ed makes his small but vital contribution to the world's daily crude production.

"Oh, we have a special hell for triathletes. It's just like regular life, except you can't talk about your triathlons."

Abandon all hope,you who enter here.

'We may need to work on your emergency stop.'