Triathlon Pillows

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

Quackie was sure he would beat all his competitors, mistakenly believing that the three stages of the triathlon were swimming, running and flying.

Triathlon Race

Five-year or 5,000-mile heel-to-toe warranty with 24-hour roadside assistance.

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

"Oh, we have a special hell for triathletes. It's just like regular life, except you can't talk about your triathlons."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Sisyphus during Covid

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

Girl in Yellow Jumper

'And so you can imagine our surprise when we discovered our hall closet was the gateway to hell!'

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

Spiritual Show Observed by the Grim Reaper.

Wheelchair Basketball

At the baby oil factory.

'Jim I don't think you have quite go this 'Iron Man Challenge' thing.'

"He's beginning to find that homeworking is much harder than he thought."

"I don't get it. I hired him to workout for me every day, and I still haven't lost any weight."

Tred carefully mill.

Dog walking on treadmill towards image of mailman.

"I wasn't very interested in numbers 'til I discovered you could make money out of them."

"It's not my fault that you forgot your hearing aid!"

'Sorry kid, but rules are rules!'

Paris Olympics Triathlon

Runners have a pay toll.

Elephant chases peanut on stick while running on treadmill.

Gold for blind pjotr at the paralympics