Triathlons Pillows

Annual 10k run of bad luck.

Runners have a pay toll.

'Jim I don't think you have quite go this 'Iron Man Challenge' thing.'

Dance marathon.

Iron Man Contest

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"OK, ready to go again?"

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Skydiver bounces off the trampolines.

Sisyphus during Covid

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

Girl in Yellow Jumper

Spider's Web Trampoline

'Virgil is on the gymnastics team.'

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

Late Bloomers

Trampoline Balance

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

Wheelchair Basketball

'When did the treadmill replace the rat race?'

Trampoline company chart showing ups and downs.

At the baby oil factory.

A triathlon for the lazy and unfit.

'Fancy some fun in the bedroom?'

"I don't get it. I hired him to workout for me every day, and I still haven't lost any weight."

Tiger Woods, on his way to his 1st golf tournament.

Frank and Ernest Ghost Hunters. The spirit just pinched my backside! You were "polter-goosed"!

Tred carefully mill.