Triathlon Enthusiast Pillows

The evolution of triathletes.

Triathlon Race

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Women in a cross country race

Man running

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

Runner going through hurdles.

Walking To School Simulator

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'You can't start them exercising too early.'

"Exercise stroller moms can sure be competitive."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'It's the new iPed. It's a pedometer, a GPS, and it has apps that show you the nearest ice cream parlors and dessert shops.'

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

Iron Man Contest

Miracles of modern sports medicine: the Nerdectomy.

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

'Virgil is on the gymnastics team.'

Caution: high speed treadmill, hole in wall behind it

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

'But, dear, I am walking the dog.'

'Jim I don't think you have quite go this 'Iron Man Challenge' thing.'

Bull Treadmill

Bear painting signs encouraging people to feed the animals.

Confusing directions.

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

"A man and his choo-choo."