Fun-loving Triathlete Pillows

A triathlon for the lazy and unfit.

Skipping Horse

Toy plane with pilot eject.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

The nerds go on their first road trip.

Bicycle Sidecar.

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

Iron Man Contest

Rugby Player

Ladder of Success. Slide of fun.

Leaf Dive Score

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

Rubber Ring

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

Monkey Handshake

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

'Jim I don't think you have quite go this 'Iron Man Challenge' thing.'

Basketball Players Working Together

Monster chariot races

"Boogie your socks off."

"It's only a 2-k race, but in the 10 years we've sponsored it, nobody's ever finished."

Tiger Woods, on his way to his 1st golf tournament.

Quackie was sure he would beat all his competitors, mistakenly believing that the three stages of the triathlon were swimming, running and flying.

I'm a vegan triathlete

'Sorry kid, but rules are rules!'

'You can read the instructions, or save a lot of time and just throw it up into a tall tree.'

World's Worst Triathlete.

"I knew I shouldn't have eaten that dodgy fish."

Spin the turtle.

"Oh, we have a special hell for triathletes. It's just like regular life, except you can't talk about your triathlons."

The evolution of triathletes.