Fun-loving Triathlete Pillows

Skipping Horse

Toy plane with pilot eject.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Bicycle Sidecar.

The nerds go on their first road trip.

Rugby Player

Leaf Dive Score

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

Rubber Ring

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

Monkey Handshake

'Jim I don't think you have quite go this 'Iron Man Challenge' thing.'

Basketball Players Working Together

Monster chariot races

"Boogie your socks off."

Quackie was sure he would beat all his competitors, mistakenly believing that the three stages of the triathlon were swimming, running and flying.

"It's only a 2-k race, but in the 10 years we've sponsored it, nobody's ever finished."

'You can read the instructions, or save a lot of time and just throw it up into a tall tree.'

'Sorry kid, but rules are rules!'

"I knew I shouldn't have eaten that dodgy fish."

Spin the turtle.

"Oh, we have a special hell for triathletes. It's just like regular life, except you can't talk about your triathlons."

"Tag, you're it!"