Triathlon Gifts

I'm a vegan triathlete

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

Quackie was sure he would beat all his competitors, mistakenly believing that the three stages of the triathlon were swimming, running and flying.

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

The evolution of triathletes.

Triathlon Race

Five-year or 5,000-mile heel-to-toe warranty with 24-hour roadside assistance.

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

"Is this your first marathon?"

"Oh, we have a special hell for triathletes. It's just like regular life, except you can't talk about your triathlons."

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"OK, ready to go again?"

Sleepwalker on treadmill

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Sisyphus during Covid

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

Girl in Yellow Jumper

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

'And so you can imagine our surprise when we discovered our hall closet was the gateway to hell!'

Iron Man Contest

Kid in pedal police car pulling over a kid on a trike

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

Spiritual Show Observed by the Grim Reaper.

A triathlon for the lazy and unfit.

'Jim I don't think you have quite go this 'Iron Man Challenge' thing.'

At the baby oil factory.

"He's beginning to find that homeworking is much harder than he thought."

Wheelchair Basketball

Tred carefully mill.

Dog walking on treadmill towards image of mailman.

"I wasn't very interested in numbers 'til I discovered you could make money out of them."

Tiger Woods, on his way to his 1st golf tournament.