"Oh, we have a special hell for triathletes. It's just like regular life, except you can't talk about your triathlons."
Triathlon Junkie Gifts
Buying for a triathlon junkie? Discover fun and inspiring gifts that capture their passion for swimming, biking, and running. From humorous mugs to stylish t-shirts and cozy pillows, find the perfect item to motivate and delight the triathlon lover in your life. Whether they’re racing or cheering from the sidelines, our curated collection adds a personalized touch to their athletic journey.
hard-boiled egg...
"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"
"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."
Stephen King
"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"
Olympic Torch Training
The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!
Iron Man Contest
Caution: high speed treadmill, hole in wall behind it
"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."
The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.
How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.
A triathlon for the lazy and unfit.
'Jim I don't think you have quite go this 'Iron Man Challenge' thing.'
The horses are off and "Movie Star" take the lead. Here comes "Freight Train" on the rail. Around the bend and down the stretch "Yoge Pose" takes the lead. It might be "Short Circuit" at the wire. No! The winner is "Selfie" in a photo finish!
The 39 Steps
Tour de France champ Hendrik 'Joop' Zoetemelk
"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"
Tiger Woods, on his way to his 1st golf tournament.
Quackie was sure he would beat all his competitors, mistakenly believing that the three stages of the triathlon were swimming, running and flying.
I'm a vegan triathlete
'Sorry kid, but rules are rules!'
World's Worst Triathlete.
"Take it easy—that's just Lynn back with the orange juice."
Stolen Crime Books.
The evolution of triathletes.
'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'
'Testing, testing... Any better' 'Are you sure he's not wired'
Paris Olympics Triathlon
'I wonder what kind of thriller I'll have written today...'
Runners have a pay toll.
A bartender serves a martini to a runner with the number 007.
'I can't find my keys!'
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Triathlon Junkie Gifts Collection
Triathlon Junkie Mugs
Explore our collection of triathlon junkie mugs and find a humorous or inspiring gift that keeps their spirits high during early mornings and long training.
Triathlon Junkie Pillows
Discover cozy pillows that celebrate triathlon passion—great for adding personality to your athlete’s favorite space.
Triathlon Junkie Prints
Browse our inspiring triathlon prints and bring motivation and a personal touch to any room or workout space.
Triathlon Junkie T-Shirts
Check out our triathlon-themed t-shirts that combine style, humor, and motivation—perfect for athletes and fans alike.