Triathlon Junkie Mugs

"Oh, we have a special hell for triathletes. It's just like regular life, except you can't talk about your triathlons."

hard-boiled egg...

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

Olympic Torch Training

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

Caution: high speed treadmill, hole in wall behind it

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

'Jim I don't think you have quite go this 'Iron Man Challenge' thing.'

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

Quackie was sure he would beat all his competitors, mistakenly believing that the three stages of the triathlon were swimming, running and flying.

'Sorry kid, but rules are rules!'

"Take it easy—that's just Lynn back with the orange juice."

Stolen Crime Books.

'Testing, testing... Any better' 'Are you sure he's not wired'

Paris Olympics Triathlon

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

Runners have a pay toll.

'I wonder what kind of thriller I'll have written today...'

Keep fit

'I can't find my keys!'

Dance marathon.