Triathlon Trainer Mugs

Paris Olympics Triathlon

'Jim I don't think you have quite go this 'Iron Man Challenge' thing.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Dog Walking Services

"Portrait of a Lady"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Any questions?"

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Be Healthy

Muscles

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

How to deliver a successful presentation.

"Any questions?"

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."