Triathlete Gifts

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

World's Worst Triathlete.

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

Iron Man Contest

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Portrait of a Lady"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

Yearbook

Bullseye!

Monica Seles

"Tour de Frank"

31. 19. 55.7.

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

A married couple share the same pole vault.