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'Have you given any thought to what you're going to do with your life after Summer Vacation?'

Actually, I prefer to ride in the mountains.

'Are we nearly there yet?'

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

"YOU pass him on the left."

Kid in pedal police car pulling over a kid on a trike

Suburban street.

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

"He only made first four installments."

'He works hard and he plays hard.'

Tiger Woods, on his way to his 1st golf tournament.

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."

BMX riding in Bavaria

Fume detector

Planet Lover

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

'Sorry kid, but rules are rules!'

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

"On your left."

Way-too-easy rider.

Man sees bird about to drop objects, near sign that reads: 'Beware of Gull Stones'

OK... make that three dirtbikes... one very large doghouse... four electric guitars...the biggest chainsaw I've ever seen... aaannnd... are you ready for this?

COWS: Cow Carrot Incentive Error

'Ah, my peaceful kneaful, my old nemesis.'

'We had sex every day alright- MiddleSEX on Monday, EsSEX on Tuesday, SusSEX on....'

Champagne area.

"You just wouldn't listen would you? I told you to buy a car, THEN a caravan!"

"I can't wait to grow up and be happy."

"Hi Dad, I thought I'd share this advert with you, '125cc Motcross scrambler, red with silver trim'."

Woman runs on treadmill in front of refrigerator.

'How did Mary Lou like her first motorcycle ride?'

"This is not what I thought you meant by 'Come to our ATV program!'"

"It's almost EXACTLY like being outdoors."

"On your left."