Tricycle Trekker T-Shirts

Champagne area.

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Camping.

Nature Lovers

School trip little porters.

Future Tents

"YOU pass him on the left."

'How come they know where we are when we don't.'

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

'I need to lose enough pounds to take a thirty-five meal cruise!'

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

'He works hard and he plays hard.'

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

"Hey. . . in use!"

'Go to Daddy!'

"Courtney: Raised by hamsters"

Speed enforced by really slow walkers.

'Sorry kid, but rules are rules!'

Bird Lays Eggs in Climber's Helmet.

'Says here that if you meet a bear in the woods, never try to outrun it!'

Have you seen the other tent pole?

'I got the idea from the parks department.'

The festive season brings it's own interesting little chores...and well earned rewards.

Way-too-easy rider.

A woman rides a treadmill as she chases a cookie jar on a refridgerator.

'We have to shorten all depot platforms, we misconvernted inches into centimeters and designed the train too wide.'

"I thought this was a little heavier than usual."

'About this trip to the Amazon jungle...I want my money back!'

'Oh, great! We've been going round in right-angled triangle.'

Stuck in the stile.