Tricycle Adventurer Gifts

'Have you given any thought to what you're going to do with your life after Summer Vacation?'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"YOU pass him on the left."

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

Suburban street.

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

"He only made first four installments."

'He works hard and he plays hard.'

BMX riding in Bavaria

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."

Planet Lover

Fume detector

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

'Sorry kid, but rules are rules!'

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

"On your left."

Man sees bird about to drop objects, near sign that reads: 'Beware of Gull Stones'

OK... make that three dirtbikes... one very large doghouse... four electric guitars...the biggest chainsaw I've ever seen... aaannnd... are you ready for this?

Way-too-easy rider.

'We had sex every day alright- MiddleSEX on Monday, EsSEX on Tuesday, SusSEX on....'

Champagne area.

COWS: Cow Carrot Incentive Error

"You just wouldn't listen would you? I told you to buy a car, THEN a caravan!"

"I can't wait to grow up and be happy."

"This is not what I thought you meant by 'Come to our ATV program!'"

'How did Mary Lou like her first motorcycle ride?'

Woman runs on treadmill in front of refrigerator.

"Hi Dad, I thought I'd share this advert with you, '125cc Motcross scrambler, red with silver trim'."

"It's almost EXACTLY like being outdoors."

"On your left."

101 uses of a dead cat: scooter

"Oh, great! As always there's no cab!"