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Cartoon World

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Drool Marks

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

Sistine Selfie

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Technology and literature

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Unrest Area.

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

"All my gadgets are old. I'd like some new gadgets."

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

"Is there a problem officer?"

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

Our Computer is Up/Down.

Solar car with automatic navigation system, automatically choosing sunny routes.

"Do you realise you're getting addicted to brake fluid?" "Yes, but I can stop anytime."

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

"When you think of it, all you really need is one 3D printer to start manufacturing them yourself!"

Uranium, heavy water? Where on the web did you say you got the plans for this birdhouse?

December 17, 1903: We miraculously devise a craft that can transport human beings though the sky. December 18, 1903: We figure out how to use said craft to kill people.