Traffic Management T-Shirts

Way too many people ahead...

Construction worker with stop signs.

Traffic Lights Medicine

Clamped car in traffic

Bob continued to yell at other drivers long after he arrived home.

Traffic cone tells bollard: 'It's a tough life ... always on the road.'

"Why don't you lot concentrate on catching some real criminals? - Like motorists?"

'In future a reg number will suffice, ok.'

Man with Stop Signs.

Car Pools.

'I find this new road layout a little confusing.'

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

'Are all the burglars on holiday?'

Pied Piper walking down the middle of the road: 'It's the latest idea to control the rat run.'

Parking, for people who don't know any better.

'Quit always tryin' to tell me what to do!'

'Tree Surgeon On Call' notice on car comes to the attention of Traffic Warden.

"Red. . . Amber. . . Green. . ."

Traffic Management Strategic Group

"Well, the lights went read - and that's all I remember..."

Road Traffic Reduction Scheme Ahead

'Crossing the road is quite easy actually: Just wait until peak hour when the traffic is hardly moving...'

Keep Apart 2 Chevrons

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

Traffic avenger

Road sign at busy junction reads: 'Give Up'.

The whole world goes green. Resulting in thousands and thousands of traffic accidents at intersections everywhere.

"It's been a lot less crowded since they introduced a congestion charge."

I'm giving you a parking ticket!

"Why don't you pull over and let us get past, you arrogant self-righteous bastard!"

"Well Jenkins, as speedtraps go, it's certainly effective"

Motorbike display team caught in traffic jam

Ticket warden to car thief - 'Could you steal that one? It's on a double yellow line'

Bystanders say he intentionally waited for traffic to pick up before he tried to cross. He did leave a not, but it's all a bunch of chicken scratch. Guess we'll never know why he did it, so there's no point in asking... Ever.

Pavements: Bins, Pedestrian, Vehicles.