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"You can always tell a newcomer."

Thru versus Through Traffic

Quality Control

Dog Crossing

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Traffic Management Strategic Group

Family traits.

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

"Dadgum this color blindness."

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

'Oh no a speed camera.'

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

Attention: Speed Troughs

Have Horns Venn

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

'In future a reg number will suffice, ok.'

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

"Go already! Stop letting them in! Just think of yourself!!"

"Hello Mission Control, we'll have to delay the launch...road works on the M25."

The whole world goes green. Resulting in thousands and thousands of traffic accidents at intersections everywhere.

Traffic Lights Medicine

Man with Stop Signs.

'I don't care what anybody says -- this situation is getting out of hand!'

'Dang, we're losing a lot of strays.'

Men painting red and white.

I hate it when those big rigs zoom past you like they own the road!

Clown on unicycle on highwire.