Traffic Management Guru Pillows

"You can always tell a newcomer."

Thru versus Through Traffic

Quality Control

Dog Crossing

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Traffic Management Strategic Group

Family traits.

"Dadgum this color blindness."

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

'Oh no a speed camera.'

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

Have Horns Venn

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

Attention: Speed Troughs

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

'In future a reg number will suffice, ok.'

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

The whole world goes green. Resulting in thousands and thousands of traffic accidents at intersections everywhere.

"Go already! Stop letting them in! Just think of yourself!!"

"Hello Mission Control, we'll have to delay the launch...road works on the M25."

Traffic Lights Medicine

Man with Stop Signs.

Vote for Ken and his congestion charge.

'Dang, we're losing a lot of strays.'

Men painting red and white.

'I don't care what anybody says -- this situation is getting out of hand!'