Traffic Guru Pillows

'I'm sorry, I didn't hear your siren.' 'How could you, you were passing through the sound barrier.'

Traffic cone tells bollard: 'It's a tough life ... always on the road.'

Car Restrictions

"I think it's more aspirational than prescriptive."

Pat St. James, Traffic-Reporting Private Investigator

'He brought along that short-wave radio just so he can listen to the commuter traffic reports from home.'

Quality Control

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Dog Crossing

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Traffic Management Strategic Group

Family traits.

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

Travel looks strong!

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

"Dadgum this color blindness."

'Oh no a speed camera.'

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

The Undeniable Spirit of Tourists

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

Have Horns Venn

"Have you packed everything into your smartphone?"

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

Reality Wagon Train

"Hello Mission Control, we'll have to delay the launch...road works on the M25."

"At first I thought a full size spare was a good idea, but now..."

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

"If I promise to come back serval times, can I get the group rate?"

'Hopefully these sessions will help you to adjust to flying economy.'

Wait, Dear --- You forgot your lunch! Oh, heck! I'm already halfway to work!

"Of course, you get two bags of peanuts."

"Everything's commercial these days."

Men painting red and white.