Traffic Guru Gifts

'I'm sorry, I didn't hear your siren.' 'How could you, you were passing through the sound barrier.'

Traffic cone tells bollard: 'It's a tough life ... always on the road.'

Car Restrictions

"I think it's more aspirational than prescriptive."

Pat St. James, Traffic-Reporting Private Investigator

'He brought along that short-wave radio just so he can listen to the commuter traffic reports from home.'

Quality Control

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Dog Crossing

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Traffic Management Strategic Group

Family traits.

Travel looks strong!

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

"Dadgum this color blindness."

'Oh no a speed camera.'

"Have you packed everything into your smartphone?"

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

Have Horns Venn

The Undeniable Spirit of Tourists

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

"At first I thought a full size spare was a good idea, but now..."

"Hello Mission Control, we'll have to delay the launch...road works on the M25."

Reality Wagon Train

"If I promise to come back serval times, can I get the group rate?"

'Hopefully these sessions will help you to adjust to flying economy.'

"What!?"

He who hesitates is five miles past his exit.

"Of course, you get two bags of peanuts."

Men painting red and white.

"Everything's commercial these days."

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.