Traffic Maestro Gifts

Searching for a unique gift for the traffic maestro who keeps everything moving? Our collection of humorous and creative items is perfect for transport enthusiasts or anyone proud of mastering traffic flow. Find mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate their passion with a witty twist.

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'Don't worry, Fred, there's nothing there, but it always stops the traffic for us to cross the road.'

'Don't worry, Fred, there's nothing there, but it always stops the traffic for us to cross the road.' mockup

'Don't worry, Fred, there's nothing there, but it always stops the traffic for us to cross the road.'

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Police escort for a pizza delivery vehicle

Police escort for a pizza delivery vehicle mockup

Police escort for a pizza delivery vehicle

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Thru versus Through Traffic

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Quality Control

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Dog Crossing

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New Road Signs to Watch For:

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Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

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'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!' mockup

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

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Traffic Management Strategic Group mockup

Traffic Management Strategic Group

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Family traits.

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"I really got used to working from home."

"I really got used to working from home." mockup

"I really got used to working from home."

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'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!' mockup

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

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"Dadgum this color blindness."

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"Is there a problem officer?"

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Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt mockup

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

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'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.' mockup

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

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Musical Bicycle.

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Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving. mockup

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

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"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'." mockup

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

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Attention: Speed Troughs

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Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority. mockup

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

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Have Horns Venn

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Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season. mockup

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

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'In future a reg number will suffice, ok.'

'In future a reg number will suffice, ok.' mockup

'In future a reg number will suffice, ok.'

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"Go already! Stop letting them in! Just think of yourself!!"

"Go already! Stop letting them in! Just think of yourself!!" mockup

"Go already! Stop letting them in! Just think of yourself!!"

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"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?" mockup

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

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"Hello Mission Control, we'll have to delay the launch...road works on the M25."

"Hello Mission Control, we'll have to delay the launch...road works on the M25." mockup

"Hello Mission Control, we'll have to delay the launch...road works on the M25."

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The whole world goes green. Resulting in thousands and thousands of traffic accidents at intersections everywhere.

The whole world goes green. Resulting in thousands and thousands of traffic accidents at intersections everywhere. mockup

The whole world goes green. Resulting in thousands and thousands of traffic accidents at intersections everywhere.

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Traffic Lights Medicine

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Now entering new york city... move it, a*****e!

Now entering new york city... move it, a*****e! mockup

Now entering new york city... move it, a*****e!

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Man with Stop Signs.

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'I don't care what anybody says -- this situation is getting out of hand!'

'I don't care what anybody says -- this situation is getting out of hand!' mockup

'I don't care what anybody says -- this situation is getting out of hand!'

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Traffic Maestro Gifts Collection

Traffic Maestro Mugs

Explore our collection of traffic-themed mugs and find the perfect cup to celebrate the traffic maestro in your life.

Traffic Maestro Pillows

Check out our comfy pillows with clever traffic designs, perfect for adding character to any space for the traffic lover.

Traffic Maestro Prints

Browse our eye-catching prints that celebrate all things traffic and transport. A must-have for the traffic maestro’s home or office.

Traffic Maestro T-Shirts

Discover our humorous and stylish t-shirts for traffic enthusiasts. Ideal for the traffic maestro who loves to make a statement.