Public Transport Maestro Gifts

A Bus Conductor.

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"I really got used to working from home."

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

"My best friend is my phone."

Musical Bicycle.

'It's worse than outsourcing. Instead of hiring foreign labor, they got bought out by foreign management.'

Lawrence of Suburbia

"Cool game!"

"And that's why we don't have nice things."

'This model sends back a pre-recorded message to any hacker.'

A janitor stomps on, mops up and bottles some grapes to make "Truly Affordable Beaujolais".

"They've already had two upgrades while we've been standing in line."

'Not cars. here we're testing oblivious texters walking into walls.'

'Thanks for the coaching, the tears did the trick: My parents bought me a mobile phone!'

'We have to put up with a fair bit to find these truffles, but we think they're worth it.'

'Can I call you back? I'm going into a tunnel.'

'There goes Davies again, lording it in his company vehicle.'

'Got a quarter?'

'This bloke is good.' - 'He's even better when he takes his cue out of it's case.'

BOTTOMLINE: Highroad...Lowroad

"Do you think it's time to switch from the blower to the mower?"

'My correspondence course has arrived. In mud pie making.'

This one gets 40 miles per gallon!

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

Eddie...last call.

A mom taxi