Traffic Manager Gifts

Traffic cone tells bollard: 'It's a tough life ... always on the road.'

"Is it me or is the commute to work getting worse?"

Traffic Management Strategic Group

Have Horns Venn

"A crow should always listen for oncoming vehicles and be prepared to move..."

Phase III of Council Harassment of Residents Scheme.

Men painting red and white.

Spontaneous volcanic eruptions and rubber neckers were snarling traffic.

Queues to pay the London Congestion Charge.

Humps ahead.

He who hesitates is five miles past his exit.

A madness of motorists

"Alton Towers was rubbish, Mum - the A14 was much scarier."

"Hello Mission Control, we'll have to delay the launch...road works on the M25."

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Roadworks in town

Thru versus Through Traffic

Quality Control

Please Drove Carefully.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Dog Crossing

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

No jay walking.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

Street signs you don't want to see.

One way only.

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Family traits.

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'