Traffic Coordinator Gifts

Expect delays.

'We can improve our patrol allocation,'

Summer Road Work

"Someone's screwed up. . . there's apiece of road here no-one's working on!"

Thru versus Through Traffic

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Please Drove Carefully.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Dog Crossing

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

No jay walking.

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Street signs you don't want to see.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

One way only.

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Traffic Management Strategic Group

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'