Transportation Coordinator Gifts

'If You Got It-A Truck Brought It!'

"Attention, please, Mr. Lyle Ferguson. As a result of equipment failure at the Cos Cob power station, your train will not be running at all tonight."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

"Would anyone like to question my downsizing proposal?"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

How Amazon was invented

Trade Show Sherpas

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

Fragile stamper.

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

Deadline

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"Why is it every time I need to go somewhere, the driverless car is taking itself for a spin?"

Supply Chain

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

'If he has a pulse, hire him!'

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

HS2

Ever Given

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

"Amazon wants to open a facility here due to our friendly labor environment."

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

Car Emissions