Travel Coordinator Gifts

"We're cutting down on travel expenses."

Travel Advances: '96, 97, 98, 99. . . one dollar.'

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Ahhh... close enough."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Flags

Carefree luggage.

The fate of the emigrant

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

The Zoo.

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

The experienced backpacker.

'Not that net!'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Tourists

On holiday.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Holiday time.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Beach con-man.

'What zip code are we in now?'

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.