Travel Consultant Gifts

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

"Why do I get the impression you're trying to force me to pick your parent company's package?"

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

'Yes, I know. But my boarding pass clearly says 'B4'!'

'I'd take this route if you want to reach the station on time.'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Ahhh... close enough."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Flags

Carefree luggage.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

The Zoo.

The fate of the emigrant

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

The experienced backpacker.

'Not that net!'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Tourists

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

On holiday.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Skiing.