Logistics Coordinator Gifts

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

'We need to upgrade our computer system like yesterday.'

A Pilferage Problem.

'Oh, just send it the cheapest way.'

Fragile stamper.

"You ordered a tanker load, remember?" "I meant one of these!" (pointing to tiny oil tank).

"We don't build the toys anymore. We just order them from our factories overseas."

Oil tanker and refinery.

Worker is confused at the Paradox Parcel Company.

'It's local. Grown here on the east coast, frozen and packaged on the west coast, and shipped back.'

Historic business: 'I create content, Felton does the marketing, and Cedwick, over there by the window, takes care of distribution.'

'You're not gonna believe this, but I ran out of gas!'

'We must cut production because we've run out of warehouse space'. (at Swedish Furniture Co.)

"Manufacturing will take place in China, R&D in South Korea,logistics in Mumbai and we'll be running customer care from Vietnam."

Flooded offices agenda

Working hard to maintain customer relations

He's come up with some GREAT ideas on how to improve our global delivery schedules.

Tanned export manager

'Please tell me these are NOT the outcome of the e-procurement for the new signs contract!'

"Gentlemen, inventory is building up at an alarming rate."

"Guess we don't need to write 'Sorry we missed you...' slips anymore."

Warehousing - Real Estate

Supply Chain

"There will come a time when Amazon drones will be as common as mail trucks."

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

"I'm not sure they fully understand the concept of annual stocktaking."

Rail service excuses: Points failure.

"Looks like elephant mating season."

It's not as sexy as hunting or gathering, but I'm the guy who makes sense of it all.

'One small point,Perkins-we don't STAMP on the sell-by dates here!'

'We're down here to see how other company departments including shipping function.'

'Well here's the problem. Part # AB5 is a bomb. Part # AB6 is a toner cartridge.'

"I was a truck driver and delivered diesel to gas station. My boss had to declare bankruptcy - he could no longer pay the diesel for our trucks."

"Let's wait and see where the gas price is going to be higher and then we'll sail there."

The Right Place at the Right Time - Use Other Door.