Transportation Planner Gifts

"The salesman said that this was the ideal car for life in the fast lane."

'As soon as one of us can pull two of them, we'll soon have mass transit.'

SUV's Off A Gas-Price Cliff

'Hello, Pothole Patrol? I'd like to make a report...'

Expect Delays

London Underground statios: 'Quite Cross', 'Bloody Cross', and 'Charing Cross'.

"Why is it every time I need to go somewhere, the driverless car is taking itself for a spin?"

'I've had to put a major infrastructure project on hold.'

'We apologise for the late arrival of the 9.38 to...'

"What is public transport exactly?"

'I find this new road layout a little confusing.'

Truck careering towards hazards sign showing fuel prices etc

'We really are going to have to do that sign in Braille---he's the third one this week'

Strategic Rail Authority to Richard Branson - 'I'm afraid you'll have to stand, all the seats are taken.'

"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

Mind The Gap

George Washington Toll Plaza

The First Commuters

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

An electric car drives along power cables.

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

A Train of Thought

What Europeans really think: 'Why waste fuel on transatlantic flights? Drill a hole to Jersey city.'

"Three cheers for driverless cars."

"They've built a motorway over where I left the crumbs."

'Mmm that's a bit different for 8:45.'

Oil on Mars.

"We need to revisit your transportation budget."

Do not pass.

The next PPP challenge will be in xxx minutes.

The Evolution of Transport.

As the crow flies. As the crow flies while texting

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

'For the benefit of the passenger who joined the train at Watford Junction, this is the non-stop London to Birmingham High-Speed service.'