Transportation Planner Gifts

"The salesman said that this was the ideal car for life in the fast lane."

'As soon as one of us can pull two of them, we'll soon have mass transit.'

SUV's Off A Gas-Price Cliff

'Hello, Pothole Patrol? I'd like to make a report...'

Expect Delays

London Underground statios: 'Quite Cross', 'Bloody Cross', and 'Charing Cross'.

"Why is it every time I need to go somewhere, the driverless car is taking itself for a spin?"

'I find this new road layout a little confusing.'

"What is public transport exactly?"

'We apologise for the late arrival of the 9.38 to...'

Truck careering towards hazards sign showing fuel prices etc

Strategic Rail Authority to Richard Branson - 'I'm afraid you'll have to stand, all the seats are taken.'

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

'We really are going to have to do that sign in Braille---he's the third one this week'

'I've had to put a major infrastructure project on hold.'

George Washington Toll Plaza

As the crow flies. As the crow flies while texting

"Three cheers for driverless cars."

What Europeans really think: 'Why waste fuel on transatlantic flights? Drill a hole to Jersey city.'

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

The First Commuters

'Mmm that's a bit different for 8:45.'

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

"They've built a motorway over where I left the crumbs."

Do not pass.

The Evolution of Transport.

Mind The Gap

The next PPP challenge will be in xxx minutes.

A Train of Thought

Oil on Mars.

'For the benefit of the passenger who joined the train at Watford Junction, this is the non-stop London to Birmingham High-Speed service.'

"More reductions in rail service."

Smart Motorway

Future Public Transport.

Car Emissions