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Traffic Planner Gifts
Looking for a gift for a traffic planner? Our collection features humorous and thoughtful items that celebrate their skill in managing traffic flow and keeping streets safe. From mugs to prints, find a unique gift that resonates with their profession and sense of humor.
Do Not Enter and No U Turns
Pied Piper walking down the middle of the road: 'It's the latest idea to control the rat run.'
Ahh Spring...
Traffic delays into Saturn.
Traffic Jam.
'Stand and deliver, you car-driving bastard!'
Road widening scheme - 'More lanes? No we are just preparing for fatter drivers.'
Man driving on the wrong side of the road looks at road markings and asks his wife: 'Honey, where does the M075 take us?'
Traffic jam.
'Midtown scrap'
Magic Carpet and the Self Driving Lane
Thru versus Through Traffic
Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.
'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'
Quality Control
'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'
The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.
Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.
New Road Signs to Watch For:
Dog Crossing
'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'
Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.
'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'
'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'
Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.
'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'
"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."
Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right
Monday: Next 7 exits.
Street signs you don't want to see.
'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'
Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.
"Why is it every time I need to go somewhere, the driverless car is taking itself for a spin?"
"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."
Traffic Planner Gifts Collection
Traffic Planner Mugs
Explore our range of mugs for traffic planners, featuring clever designs that make morning coffee memorable and their workspace more fun.
Traffic Planner Pillows
Browse our comfy pillows for traffic planners, designed to add a humorous touch to their relaxation space.
Traffic Planner Prints
View our collection of prints for traffic planners, perfect for adding personality and humor to their office or home decor.
Traffic Planner T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for traffic planners, showcasing witty slogans and stylish designs that express their passion for the profession.