Traffic Director Gifts

Blind driver.

Thru versus Through Traffic

Quality Control

Please Drove Carefully.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Dog Crossing

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

No jay walking.

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

Street signs you don't want to see.

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

One way only.

Traffic Management Strategic Group

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Family traits.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

'Where's the circus, buddy?'

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"