Traffic Director Pillows

Blind driver.

Thru versus Through Traffic

Quality Control

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Please Drove Carefully.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Dog Crossing

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

No jay walking.

Street signs you don't want to see.

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

One way only.

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Traffic Management Strategic Group

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

Family traits.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

'Where's the circus, buddy?'