Traffic Jam Maestro Gifts

'This little baby has been restricted to 25 m.p.h. so it's ideal for holding up the traffic on a Sunday afternoon drive in the country.'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

A Day In The Kitchen

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Businessman wearing many hats.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"I see the downsizing continues."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Creative entrepreneur at work

"Streaming"

"I'm right here. Focused!"

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

"Hello?"

"Speed reader...?"

Business Vacation.

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

One Thing / Another

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

'That's my mom... she's sort of a CEO, an action committee, and a janitor all rolled up into one.'

Desert Island Roundabout

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"I don't perform well under pressure."

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

Woman at a desk with a "MOM" nameplate

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

Spinning Plates!

"That was bound to happen. Well, don't just stand there. Tell them you'll call back after you finish brushing your teeth."

'You missed a spot.'

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