Traffic Jam Maestro T-Shirts

'This little baby has been restricted to 25 m.p.h. so it's ideal for holding up the traffic on a Sunday afternoon drive in the country.'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

A Day In The Kitchen

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"I see the downsizing continues."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Creative entrepreneur at work

"Streaming"

"I'm right here. Focused!"

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

"Speed reader...?"

"Hello?"

Business Vacation.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

One Thing / Another

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

'That's my mom... she's sort of a CEO, an action committee, and a janitor all rolled up into one.'

"I don't perform well under pressure."

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

Desert Island Roundabout

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

Woman at a desk with a "MOM" nameplate

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Spinning Plates!

"That was bound to happen. Well, don't just stand there. Tell them you'll call back after you finish brushing your teeth."

'We have an opening for a receptionist and a sales person and I'm ready to quit. How are you at multitasking?'

'You missed a spot.'

Working from Home