Traffic Maestro T-Shirts

'Don't worry, Fred, there's nothing there, but it always stops the traffic for us to cross the road.'

Police escort for a pizza delivery vehicle

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Quality Control

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Dog Crossing

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Traffic Management Strategic Group

"I really got used to working from home."

Family traits.

Accountant Bedtime Stories

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

"Dadgum this color blindness."

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"Is there a problem officer?"

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

Musical Bicycle.

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

Have Horns Venn

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

Attention: Speed Troughs

Concerto in DOS for Microsoft Windows.

'In future a reg number will suffice, ok.'

"Go already! Stop letting them in! Just think of yourself!!"

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

The whole world goes green. Resulting in thousands and thousands of traffic accidents at intersections everywhere.

Practice random turn signals & senseless acts of braking.

"Hello Mission Control, we'll have to delay the launch...road works on the M25."

Now entering new york city... move it, a*****e!