Traffic Maestro Pillows

'Don't worry, Fred, there's nothing there, but it always stops the traffic for us to cross the road.'

Police escort for a pizza delivery vehicle

Thru versus Through Traffic

Quality Control

Dog Crossing

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Traffic Management Strategic Group

Family traits.

"I really got used to working from home."

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"Dadgum this color blindness."

"Is there a problem officer?"

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

Musical Bicycle.

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

Attention: Speed Troughs

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

Have Horns Venn

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

'In future a reg number will suffice, ok.'

"Go already! Stop letting them in! Just think of yourself!!"

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

"Hello Mission Control, we'll have to delay the launch...road works on the M25."

The whole world goes green. Resulting in thousands and thousands of traffic accidents at intersections everywhere.

Traffic Lights Medicine

Now entering new york city... move it, a*****e!

Man with Stop Signs.

'I don't care what anybody says -- this situation is getting out of hand!'