Traffic Jam Juggler Gifts

Pied Piper walking down the middle of the road: 'It's the latest idea to control the rat run.'

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Commutobile

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Desert Island Roundabout

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

'Don't start an argument - you know how you hate intravenous feeding.'

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

Trouble parking in Brighton

What the sign said: 60 max. What you saw: Go man!

'Honey, don't wait with the supper. I'm in a traffic jam and I fear this will take a very, very long time...'

London Welcomes Carfull Drivers

Freeways in the Supermarket

Sign: Gritty Urban Experience, Next 10 Exits.

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

Man sees boar running down road and yells, 'Road Hog!'

Roadworks: Your City Thanks You!

This is News Six reporting from the New Jersey Turnpike. Southbound traffic is at a standstill. Now back to the newsroom.

Car Crash Due to Duel controls..

"All this talk about self-driving cars. I can't see the benefit. They'll never catch on. Believe me son, people like to drive."

Pensioner on a mobility scooter who leaves run over pedestrians in his wake has a sign reading 'How's my driving?'

Expect delays.

'They had the idea to fix the roads by killing mass transits.'

The citizens of Fullerton, Nebraska, celebrate the historic meeting of East and West Coast Suburban Sprawl.

"Why are these bloody trucks constantly stopping traffic???!"

"He hit some bad email traffic on the way to work this morning."

"I think I'm getting road rage."

Supermarket Traffic

Motorway lane for 'Pricks and idiots only'.

"It will be your job to create major delays."

Andrew's own nose cuts him off just to spite his face.