Traffic Regulation Geek Pillows

'Oh no a speed camera.'

'So then. The handsome p.c. noticed that the tax disc on Cinderella's pumpkin carriage was well out of date.'

At the gallery of Fine Art.

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.'

Man with Stop Signs.

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

'On the Highway of Life, Broderick Crawford is always pulling me over.'

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

How you can tell that the environmentalists won the elections...

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

The Cone Ranger

Tomorrow would be a lucrative day foe the Indianapolis Police Department.

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

"Hurry up please! I think i'm parked in a no-parking zone!"

'So how do you like the new job?' - 'Not bad, better than walking the streets.'

Lawyer Xing

'Actually, the guy I was chasing got away. But thanks for pulling over - you're better than nothing.'

'Speeding? Of course I was speeding! I have to make over a billion deliveries in one night!'

'With these new speed signs keeping traffic moving, we're not getting half the litigation work from accidents that we did before.'

No Parking.

'I'll do the talking.'

"I don't care how it works where you come from....on this planet, the designated driver is the one who 'doesn't' drive!"

'Surely you can't book me for laughing, officer'

UFO at the traffic lights...

Speed Limit.

'I'm giving you a ticket for driving too slow.'

'How fast? Maybe you had the radar gun upside down and it was an airplane.'

Indians waiting at traffic lights to attack stagecoach.

Red faced man looking unwell whilst driving a car in bad weather with a bottle

How many pints have you had, son? Only two, semi-skimmed.

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