Traffic Rule Nerd Pillows

'One word, meaning, to halt the motion or progress. Rhymes with pop... anyone???'

'Oh no a speed camera.'

'So then. The handsome p.c. noticed that the tax disc on Cinderella's pumpkin carriage was well out of date.'

At the gallery of Fine Art.

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.'

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

'On the Highway of Life, Broderick Crawford is always pulling me over.'

"Buses and 2 person carpools only"

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

Tomorrow would be a lucrative day foe the Indianapolis Police Department.

No Yule Turn.

"Hurry up please! I think i'm parked in a no-parking zone!"

Lawyer Xing

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

'So how do you like the new job?' - 'Not bad, better than walking the streets.'

'Speeding? Of course I was speeding! I have to make over a billion deliveries in one night!'

Confusing Traffic Sign.

'I'll do the talking.'

'Surely you can't book me for laughing, officer'

"I don't care how it works where you come from....on this planet, the designated driver is the one who 'doesn't' drive!"

UFO at the traffic lights...

No Parking.

Sign at a crosswalk that reads "Do what you want. I don't care anymore."

ROAM: the Buffalo's Bison's version of a Don't Walk Walk signs.

"No, no... your driver license."

'My speed limit is bigger than yours.'

How many pints have you had, son? Only two, semi-skimmed.

'Why am I not allowed to use this agricultural road, officer? My wife always calls me 'stupid ox''!

"I'll let you off with a warning this time , Sir"

Indians waiting at traffic lights to attack stagecoach.