Traffic Law Nerds Pillows

"No, no... your driver license."

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'Oh no a speed camera.'

'So then. The handsome p.c. noticed that the tax disc on Cinderella's pumpkin carriage was well out of date.'

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

At the gallery of Fine Art.

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.'

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

Give Way To Cyclists

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

'On the Highway of Life, Broderick Crawford is always pulling me over.'

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

'So how do you like the new job?' - 'Not bad, better than walking the streets.'

'A metal plate in your head does not qualify as a helmet.'

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

Lawyer Xing

Tomorrow would be a lucrative day foe the Indianapolis Police Department.

'Speeding? Of course I was speeding! I have to make over a billion deliveries in one night!'

"I don't care how it works where you come from....on this planet, the designated driver is the one who 'doesn't' drive!"

'Surely you can't book me for laughing, officer'

No Parking.

'I'll do the talking.'

UFO at the traffic lights...

'Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't pleas insanity.'

"It was green when I went through it."

'How fast? Maybe you had the radar gun upside down and it was an airplane.'

"I'll let you off with a warning this time , Sir"

"Oh, yeah, have a Merry Christmas, Santa."

'My speed limit is bigger than yours.'