Traffic Rule Nerd Mugs

'One word, meaning, to halt the motion or progress. Rhymes with pop... anyone???'

'Oh no a speed camera.'

'So then. The handsome p.c. noticed that the tax disc on Cinderella's pumpkin carriage was well out of date.'

At the gallery of Fine Art.

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.'

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

'On the Highway of Life, Broderick Crawford is always pulling me over.'

"Buses and 2 person carpools only"

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

Lawyer Xing

"Hurry up please! I think i'm parked in a no-parking zone!"

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

Tomorrow would be a lucrative day foe the Indianapolis Police Department.

'So how do you like the new job?' - 'Not bad, better than walking the streets.'

No Yule Turn.

'Speeding? Of course I was speeding! I have to make over a billion deliveries in one night!'

'I'll do the talking.'

No Parking.

"I don't care how it works where you come from....on this planet, the designated driver is the one who 'doesn't' drive!"

Confusing Traffic Sign.

'Surely you can't book me for laughing, officer'

UFO at the traffic lights...

Sign at a crosswalk that reads "Do what you want. I don't care anymore."

ROAM: the Buffalo's Bison's version of a Don't Walk Walk signs.

How many pints have you had, son? Only two, semi-skimmed.

'I'm giving you a ticket for driving too slow.'

"No, no... your driver license."

'My speed limit is bigger than yours.'

"Oh, yeah, have a Merry Christmas, Santa."

"I'll let you off with a warning this time , Sir"