Traffic Law Nerd Mugs

I'm giving you a ticket!

'I'm sorry, Mr. Miller, but providing information in a hit and run fender-bender case doesn't qualify you for the Federal Witness Protection Program.'

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

'Oh no a speed camera.'

'So then. The handsome p.c. noticed that the tax disc on Cinderella's pumpkin carriage was well out of date.'

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

At the gallery of Fine Art.

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.'

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

'On the Highway of Life, Broderick Crawford is always pulling me over.'

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

All-way stops.

Lawyer Xing

Tomorrow would be a lucrative day foe the Indianapolis Police Department.

'So how do you like the new job?' - 'Not bad, better than walking the streets.'

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

'Speeding? Of course I was speeding! I have to make over a billion deliveries in one night!'

'Surely you can't book me for laughing, officer'

No Parking.

UFO at the traffic lights...

"I don't care how it works where you come from....on this planet, the designated driver is the one who 'doesn't' drive!"

'I'll do the talking.'

"It was green when I went through it."

'If you can read this you're too close.'

Red faced man looking unwell whilst driving a car in bad weather with a bottle

'I'm giving you a ticket for driving too slow.'

"Oh, yeah, have a Merry Christmas, Santa."

"I'll let you off with a warning this time , Sir"

'How fast? Maybe you had the radar gun upside down and it was an airplane.'