Traffic Rule Fanatic Pillows

"Hurry up please! I think i'm parked in a no-parking zone!"

'Oh no a speed camera.'

'So then. The handsome p.c. noticed that the tax disc on Cinderella's pumpkin carriage was well out of date.'

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

At the gallery of Fine Art.

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

'Can't you read?'

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

'On the Highway of Life, Broderick Crawford is always pulling me over.'

Speed laws occasionally enforced.

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

"Buses and 2 person carpools only"

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

Lawyer Xing

'So how do you like the new job?' - 'Not bad, better than walking the streets.'

Tomorrow would be a lucrative day foe the Indianapolis Police Department.

Confusing Traffic Sign.

No Parking.

A carload of people from the game of life get pulled over by police . . .

'Isn't being self-centred a disability?'

'Surely you can't book me for laughing, officer'

'But every time I leave a five car space in front of me, six cars cut in.'

'Rotten luck - They've spotted me parking on thish double yellow line!'

"I'll let you off with a warning this time , Sir"

Sp££d Camera

'Why am I not allowed to use this agricultural road, officer? My wife always calls me 'stupid ox''!

Red faced man looking unwell whilst driving a car in bad weather with a bottle

'If you can read this you're too close.'

Fred didn't understand why he was being given a ticket when he did technically stop.

'My speed limit is bigger than yours.'

HEARSE XING

'There's a policeman here who thinks I shouldn't be talking on the cellphone while driving.'

'I'm giving you a ticket for driving too slow.'