Traffic Rule Rebel Pillows

'You mean a light comes on at the back when I brake? Hey!'

'Rotten luck - They've spotted me parking on thish double yellow line!'

NO double parking...If dbl parking occurs, No triple parking.

'Can't you read?'

Fred didn't understand why he was being given a ticket when he did technically stop.

'Isn't being self-centred a disability?'

'Didn't you hear the warning to avoid all but essential journeys?' 'Warning?! I thought it was a dare.'

'Oh no a speed camera.'

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Turning with mathematical precision.

A riderless police bike pulls over a driverless car, now what. . .?

"Saints preserve us! The boulevardier got another jaywalking ticket."

'On the Highway of Life, Broderick Crawford is always pulling me over.'

"GPS wants me to stay put."

"Buses and 2 person carpools only"

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

'So how do you like the new job?' - 'Not bad, better than walking the streets.'

"Hurry up please! I think i'm parked in a no-parking zone!"

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

No Yule Turn.

No Parking.

A carload of people from the game of life get pulled over by police . . .

Sign at a crosswalk that reads "Do what you want. I don't care anymore."

ROAM: the Buffalo's Bison's version of a Don't Walk Walk signs.

Man stealing a speed camera.

'There's a policeman here who thinks I shouldn't be talking on the cellphone while driving.'

"I'll let you off with a warning this time , Sir"

'It seems I got only ten demerit points.'

Passive-aggressive street signs

"Sire. I fear that we shall have to turn back. He has a hi-vis vest and a road cone."

"How could I be texting while driving?"

Chicken Crossing.

"Why don't you get off the road and use the bike lane?"

Redacted Street Signs