Parking Rule Rebel Pillows

'I can't I've been clamped.'

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

'Can't you read?'

Turning with mathematical precision.

'I think you are over-reacting Mr. Brown. You were charged a mandatory basic parking fine. I don't think we need to talk about taking your case to the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg.'

"I knew I should have checked the meter."

"GPS wants me to stay put."

Car parked illegally has 'divorce attorney on call' sign in window.

Handicap Parking Only - Ticket Odds 4 to 1.

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

Parking

A carload of people from the game of life get pulled over by police . . .

'Isn't being self-centred a disability?'

"I see cars. Lots of illegally parked cars."

"I don't think we're supposed to taser people who park on double yellow lines."

"Are you trying to get me nicked."

'Rotten luck - They've spotted me parking on thish double yellow line!'

'It seems I got only ten demerit points.'

'Not only does this car park itself, but if it dents the car behind it, it leaves a note with the wrong phone number. Just like I do!'

'There's a policeman here who thinks I shouldn't be talking on the cellphone while driving.'

Fred didn't understand why he was being given a ticket when he did technically stop.

"He was only here as a visitor, but collapsed when he saw the car park charges."

"I was merely signifying - don't give me two tickets."

'You know, King Richard here hasn't paid for his parking space since 1485. Who do I send the bill to?'

Passive-aggressive street signs

No Parking - Financial Advisor On Call.

Colin would go to any lengths to avoid cleaning up after his dog.

'No you're not on a double yellow, you're on my foot.'

Two hour parking if you see the glass as half full, all others will be ticketed.

'I was just ringing the Police on my mobile to tell them I'd just seen someone driving using their mobile.'

Redacted Street Signs

'Didn't you hear the warning to avoid all but essential journeys?' 'Warning?! I thought it was a dare.'

"Why don't you get off the road and use the bike lane?"