Parking Rule Rebel Pillows

'I can't I've been clamped.'

No Double Parking

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

'Can't you read?'

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

Turning with mathematical precision.

'I think you are over-reacting Mr. Brown. You were charged a mandatory basic parking fine. I don't think we need to talk about taking your case to the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg.'

"I knew I should have checked the meter."

"GPS wants me to stay put."

Car parked illegally has 'divorce attorney on call' sign in window.

Handicap Parking Only - Ticket Odds 4 to 1.

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

Parking

"I see cars. Lots of illegally parked cars."

'Isn't being self-centred a disability?'

A carload of people from the game of life get pulled over by police . . .

"I don't think we're supposed to taser people who park on double yellow lines."

'Rotten luck - They've spotted me parking on thish double yellow line!'

"Are you trying to get me nicked."

'You know, King Richard here hasn't paid for his parking space since 1485. Who do I send the bill to?'

'There's a policeman here who thinks I shouldn't be talking on the cellphone while driving.'

Fred didn't understand why he was being given a ticket when he did technically stop.

"I was merely signifying - don't give me two tickets."

'Not only does this car park itself, but if it dents the car behind it, it leaves a note with the wrong phone number. Just like I do!'

"He was only here as a visitor, but collapsed when he saw the car park charges."

'It seems I got only ten demerit points.'

Passive-aggressive street signs

Colin would go to any lengths to avoid cleaning up after his dog.

Need ticket.

No Parking - Financial Advisor On Call.

Two hour parking if you see the glass as half full, all others will be ticketed.

"Why don't you get off the road and use the bike lane?"

Redacted Street Signs

'Didn't you hear the warning to avoid all but essential journeys?' 'Warning?! I thought it was a dare.'

"No parking: Cars will be towed, stripped and sold to chop shops in New Jersey at owner's expense."