Parking Protester Pillows

'I think you are over-reacting Mr. Brown. You were charged a mandatory basic parking fine. I don't think we need to talk about taking your case to the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg.'

Do Not Resuscitate

"Baldo, I'm proud of you. You stood up for what you believed in...but you didn't resort to violence."

'This one is for not hinting in T.V. interviews that Burma's pacifists should be send WMPs.'

'It's a demonstration by people who disapprove of what you say but will defend to the death your right to say it.'

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

"I couldn't find parking in the city, so I moved home, got back with my high-school girlfriend, had a baby, and got a great deal on a new car."

Revolution

St. Lukes Silent Order

Car parked illegally has 'divorce attorney on call' sign in window.

'I suppose I could be a 'Yes Man,' but I have much more experience as a 'No Man.''

"Your heart won't tolerate any more town-hall meetings."

Noise Pollution

Self-styled '60s revolutionary Mort Park, Incensed by Arizona's new immigration law, asked his cafe cohorts to road trip to Phoenix to protest. They agreed, hoping to meet chicks. I've had three lattes and programmed the Phoenix Hooters into the GPS. Y'all go to sleep in back and when you wake up or we'll be getting our mojo on. And protesting bigoted policies! And watered-down drinks. How dare they serve that cheap stuff. Must have banana daiquiris.

War and Peace

FRIENDS OF THE EARTH. 'Hiya, pal!'

Charter 88 / Charter Nooga Choo-Choo

"Putin out!" "Putin is a gangster" "Putin, Putin, bo-Butin banana-fana fo-Futin fee-fi-mo-Mutin Putin!"

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

"So, that dude eating the huge steak in the SUV hanging from the plane is your dad?!"

Brookstick Clamp

Logging protester

"Right Sarge, we've got them kettled. What do we do not they've started boiling?"

Box reads: 'DIRECT ACTION MAN'.

Transcendental Mediation

"I don't think we're supposed to taser people who park on double yellow lines."

Extinction Rebellion protests

'A £500 fine just for double parking?' - 'Yes, mine was the one on top.'

Sample ballot

"How come I get TWO yellow cards?"

A Loyal Dog's Escape From The Parking Meter.

Travellers at the Dale Farm travellers site refusing to move.

Walker Supporters Descend On Protesters At Madison, Wi.

'Deposit $1.00 - This is your final notice before we send it to a collection agency.'

"He was only here as a visitor, but collapsed when he saw the car park charges."